After their shocking acquisition of the DC licenses early this year, Mattel dropped another bombshell on the action figure-buying community earlier today with the debut of it's new "Super Girls Gone Wild" line of merchandise. Citing it's new company slogan, "We'll do as we please", representatives from the toy giant brushed aside complaints from protesting group Mothers With Nothing Better To Do Than Care, MWNBTDTC.

"This is what we're releasing," said a spokesman during this afternoon's press conference. "Next month, we're releasing some Star Wars figures, and we don't even have the license for those things. Try and stop us."

The first wave of Super Girls Gone Wild will be hitting stores before Christmas.

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