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THE DEPRESSINGLY STUPID SET

  • MARVIN the PARANOID ANDROID
                            Brain the size of a Planet....piece of paper to pick up optional. 
                        Other than that, Nothing. Nothing at all, not an electronic sausage.

  • Frogstar Scout robot class D
                               with Laser Beams, Anti-matter ray, an Electron Ram and 
                               Xanthic Re-Structron Destabilized Zenon Emitters. 
                               And lights and sounds action.

  


Vogon Poetry!
Very Ravenous!

 


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Each set is scheduled to appear exclusively at your local Galacti-Toys centres over the course of the next millennium or so. Do note that these will unfortunately not be made available to beings in Section ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha, especially to those in the far out uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy. (Look, there's no point in acting all surprised about it. All the contracts for building a local branch there have been on display in your local retail opportunities department in Alpha Centauri (next to the local planning department) for fifty of your Earth years, so you've had plenty of time to set up a local Galacti-Toys retail outlet and it's far too late to start making a fuss about it now.) 

We apologise for the inconvenience.

 

WHAT IN ZARQUON ARE THESE???

 

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